Skip of the US curling team at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.
2010 Olympics[]
Olympics started with high hopes of seeing some good curling. Those hopes where dashed as Shuster missed shot after match winning shot. Leading to him being benched for one game before being allowed to play again but losing his skip duties for the rest of the olympics. At one point after missing yet another shot he muttered, "I hate this stupid game."
Mortal enemy of MrSloth[]
After performing absolutely terribly at the Olympics and breaking MrSloth's heart match after match MrSloth swore a blood feud on John Shuster. Signs of this feud can be seen by MrSloth starting to froth at the mouth and start shouting obscenities like he has tourette's.