Looking off to the future...
Hojan is a half Canuckian, half Eskimo Viking, who tries to be a genial fellow but every now and then flies into murderous rampages. When he does, duck and cover.
Also, he designs robots for a living.
His favorite past-times include being drunk with power, bandwagoning the Cowboys and popping pillz.
RSG edit: Johan is a swell fellow. However this chap will not reach the epitome of his perfection until he displays his true potential. This means he will need to grow a true and powerful red beard. Maybe some time in the artic will do him some well.
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